"The football fan blogged briefly about his plan for losing weight.  He called it his goal post. The basketball coach went to his trial with his entire team.  He had called for a full-court press."

"I never used to be a huge sports fan but recently i have been interested in watching football. Rooting for my home team (Baltimore Ravens). It's fun watching football with your mom and your both yelling at the tv for a touchdown and jumping up…"

"I got a ticket the other day.  The officer asked me, "Did you realize you were going 75 miles an hour?"  I replied, "I wasn't going to be out that long though."  [credit goes to Stephen Wright, the same…"

"The baseball fan called the ticket office of his favorite team, which was having a very bad season.  He asked what time tonight's game was.  The ticket office person answered, "What time is convenient for you?""

"The secretary wrote her resignation letter to say: "My reason for leaving will soon be apparent, and so will I." {One of my dad's favorite jokes}"

"My computer tech told me that he could not fix my computer because it has a terminal disease."

"What did the pastor say upon receiving a gift from his congregation? "Sanctuary much." If a farmer farms and a banker banks, does an usher ush? Does an elder eld?"

"For a good mixture of teaching and comedy, I recommend the book I am reading now, "A Comedian's Guide to Theology" by Thor Ramsey."