A little old lady returned home from an evening church service to be confronted by an intruder. Without thinking she yelled, " STOP - Acts 2:38 ." (meaning repent and be baptised).

The intruder stopped dead in his tracks, and the little old lady proceeded to calmly call the police.

The police arrive and while they are handcuffing the intruder, the policeman's curiosity got the better of him and he  asks, " why are you still here, why didn't you make a run for it . All the old lady did was yell some scripture at you."

The intruder replied," You can't be serious, are you sure. I thought she said she had an axe and two 38's  !! "

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